Top 5 Ways to Ruin Someone Else’s Trip to Santa Land
The City of Lubbock's Santa Land is open.
Visitors get to see Santa & Mrs. Claus, the Elf on a Shelf Bo, the massive Christmas Tree and other stuff. (Hey, I got no idea -- I've never been there.) But I can tell you how to ruin it for everybody else.
So here you go: It's top 5 ways to ruin someone's visit to Santa Land.
- 1
Put a blinking red light next to a pile of hamburger and tell the kids it's where 'Rudolph came in a little too hot'
- 2
Sit on Santa's lap & moan loudly
- 3
At random moments, scream: "These god-damn elves are taking all our jobs!"
- 4
Challenge Mrs. Claus to a twerk-off
- 5
Ask the guide if you can see the backside of the tree because 'my bowels are kinda loose'
- BONUS
See Santa Land's Massive Tree Being Built
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