Excuse me while I burst this ISIS war bubble. My friends, any "war" or bombing are serious activities. I was awoken from a dead slumber last night with the news and I couldn't be less impressed. There is a very real threat out there, but it's not as bad as you think.

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So how about these ISIS terrorists that are running wild through Syria? Well, estimates are that there are 20-30,000 of them, and the extreme end of those estimates is 50,000 tops. I can also tell you that after last night, there are a hell of a lot less of them.

I hate to be cocky in such serious times, but I believe the city of Lubbock (population 236,000) could win a ground war with these nutjobs.

I bring this up because my Facebook blew up with comments like "it's on," "be prepared" and "I'm cleaning my gun now." Sorry, but I find this a bit ridiculous.

There's no reason for you doomsday preppers to start stocking toilet paper. It is VERY true that all it takes one or two to cause havoc, but on the other end think about this: if you went with ANY of these figures, this entire ISIS army, on it's biggest recruiting day, would not fill Jones Stadium (60,000+).

Think about that. There are more Texas Tech fans that go to games than this entire middle eastern "threat.' So all of you keyboard warriors can take that knife out of your clenched teeth.

Yes, it was time to take care of these knuckleheads before their ranks swell. Fortunately, many of these ISIS fellows are now the consistency of peanut butter. Yes, we should always be aware of our surroundings, but this "threat" is nothing to give yourself the squirts over.

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