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Jeez. For the love of all things good and holy, put down the toilet paper and let someone else have some.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, dangerous animals." - Agent K, Men in Black.

Chances are near 100 percent that most people buying toilet paper right now do not need toilet paper. They're following the herd and, for some reason, are just freaked out about wiping their asses.

Ground beef? Back in stores. Bread? Back in stores? Toilet paper? LET'S FREAK THE FUDGE OUT!

Do some math and figure out if you really need TP, or use the online toilet paper calculator.

For example: if there are five toilet visits in your house, 12 rolls of toilet paper should last you 38 days. If there are 10 visits a day, 12 rolls should last you 19 days.

Seriously -- quit freaking out over stupid stuff.