![Local Store Stocks Sign Of the Devil](http://townsquare.media/site/157/files/2017/09/walmart.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Local Store Stocks Sign Of the Devil
Oh, this should not be happening in an advanced society.
This heinous creation was sighted at a Lubbock supermarket. How this was allowed to exist is far beyond me. My attempts to get away from it required making the sign of the cross and hearing a faint sizzle sound coming from the package (okay, iI could have just been the package crinkling when I set it down, but still).
I'm a live and let live kind of guy, but I do believe we have to protect the children. This is not the Oreo we know and love, it is a perversion of the one true Oreo (the black and white and occasionally double-stuffed). I believe we must work toward ejecting this abomination from local stores. Do it for the kids sake. Pour holy water on 'em, or dunk 'em in milk, but please just make them go away.
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