The Greatest Wrestler of All Time Is Coming to Lubbock
The greatest wrestler of all time is coming to town.
Sorry, Hulkamanics, sorry fans of The Rock, and sorry to anybody who doesn’t agree with me.
The stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun, the one and only Ric Flair is headed back to the Hub City.
Don’t believe me that he’s the greatest, how about this entry from Wikipedia:
Ric Flair, is an American professional wrestling manager and retired professional wrestler. Regarded by multiple peers and journalists as the greatest professional wrestler of all time, Flair had a career that spanned almost 40 years.
The best I can tell, it's been four years since Attorney Davis Smith brought Flair to town, and he’s renewing that friendship of February 1st, 2022. This day is notable because.......HOLY HELL...the Texas Longhorns are coming to town, led by the noted traitor, Chris Beard (who may also be the father of lies).
This is just what the Red Raiders need to get their swagger on, play some tight defense and send Coach Beard back to Austin with a humiliating defeat -- and maybe a chop and figure four leg-lock from Flair.
It's not going to be an easy fight for the Red Raiders. Right now, they're ranked no. 18, but Texas isn't far behind at no. 23. Tipoff is set for 8 p.m. (I'm assuming this is a TV game as well).
We hope to have more details for you soon on how you can meet and/or see Mr. Flair, but for right now, let's just give out a big "Whooooooooooooo!" to the Gorilla Law Firm for bringing him to town.