I opened my January power bill expecting the usual winter annoyance. You know, a little higher than normal, mildly rude, but typically manageable. What I got instead was a number so aggressive it felt intentional.

$464.86.

Holy butts.

Photo by Nithin M R on Unsplash
Photo by Nithin M R on Unsplash
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That’s how much it cost me to keep my 2-bedroom apartment warm in Lubbock during merely the month of January. DUDE. Four hundred and sixty-four dollars and eighty-six cents to not freeze inside an apartment that I already spend $950 a month on rent for! And, no, I was not to live luxuriously. Not to sit around in shorts with the thermostat cranked to “tropical resort.” But to at least be able to watch a cartoon on the couch without listening to my own teeth chatter.

Let me be clear: I was not living large. I wore layers. I avoided touching the thermostat as if it were cursed. I spent most of the month negotiating with myself over whether 67 degrees was “too indulgent.” Apparently, yes. Apparently, warmth is now a premium experience. I must have missed the memo.

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The worst part is the psychological whiplash. One minute you’re congratulating yourself for surviving another West Texas winter storm, for being prepared, for not losing power entirely. The next minute, you’re staring at your bill, wondering if you accidentally heated the entire neighborhood or adopted several secret roommates named Frosty.

What makes it sting more is how normal this has become. Lubbock winters aren’t even that extreme compared to other places, yet every cold snap turns into a financial ruin! You brace for the weather, stock up on groceries (a couple of asshole steal all the toilet paper), and then weeks later, the real damage arrives when you reach for a roll, and there's nothing to console.

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This isn’t about being bad with money or irresponsible with energy. This is about the quiet panic of realizing that staying warm now comes with a price tag that feels wildly out of proportion to reality. Am I wrong? Does this not sound totally extreme for a single person to pay alone to be warm in a small apartment?

So yeah. Not cool. Literally and figuratively. And if your February power bill didn’t make you gasp, check on your friends.

One of us is 100% sitting at home in a hoodie, staring at a $464.86 reminder that winter in Lubbock doesn’t just freeze your pipes, it freezes your bank account too. Oh, the joys of a West Texas winter...

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